This is not fair
Teacher asked to a student,”Rony if 2 & 2 makes four how is 4 & 4 ?”
Student replied, “This is not fair teacher, you always do the easy
Father’s business
Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?
Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”
Then teacher asked again: “How is your f
Learning tense
Once the teacher was teaching tenses.
Boy : Miss, what will be the present tense of samsung?
Teacher: I don’t know.
Boy: That’s very simple…
Be quite at church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
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Kitab kiska hai
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?
Student: Sir, kagaj ki.
Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.
Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.
T.V mathmatics
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
Modern students
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about yo
Quotes converted…
Original Quote:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
Pessimist:
If you
Different Noises
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
“Rahul, what noise do
Punctuation Is Powerful
An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the blackboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
When is there time to study?
It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days.
Days in a year = 365 days
Sundays = 52 days (Sundays are meant for rest)
Days left
Birthday Present
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Times have changed
Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that wh
10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam
Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the consequences too!!
1. If it is a math/science exam, an
Internet Is Very Useful
Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been
Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: “My son, there
Dead Body Cycling
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cyc
Who, me?
Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.
Johnny: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good!
Pappu and Mrs. Chatterjee
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Chatterjee stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunda
Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
