Binary Counting
Q: How easy is it to count in binary? A: It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
New Technology
Before and After Technology!!
Newton's Law
Newton's law: A goat was walking.NEWTON stopped it. It stopped. He found his first law, "An object continues to move unless it's ...stopped". He gave
We don't have Windows
Beat this one:
Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :-
Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows.
What is Attachment!!!
A very emotional quote......
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night.....
Attachment is not when two people cant live without ea
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By
Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably acceptable 2. Would not have needed huge effects budget for 'Captain EO' 3. In
A caption contest!
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the
Raabert had twins
Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raa
Is ka kya karen?
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?
Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.
Shorthand Seekh Legi
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
A Murga as a Gift
Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?
Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab
John Abrahm
was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said
Jab Gabbar paida hua…
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…
Big Fart
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake f
Spare Parts
Nelson Mandela is at home watching the box, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answers it, there is a Chinese bloke with clipboard, and
New Cadillac
The Pakistani President, Gen Pervez Musharraf, is visiting his friend, U.S. President George Bush, in Washington, DC.
The U.S. President offers a gif
Bad horse
The story is told of a day when Queen Elizabeth had the Duke Of Edenbourgh over for a cup of tea. The conversation turned equestrian and the Queen was
Not sticking!!!
George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,
stressing that it should be of
A Deadly Sneeze?
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed.
"Who was that!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europ
