Binary Counting
Q: How easy is it to count in binary? A: It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
New Technology
Before and After Technology!!
Newton's Law
Newton's law: A goat was walking.NEWTON stopped it. It stopped. He found his first law, "An object continues to move unless it's ...stopped". He gave
We don't have Windows
Beat this one:
Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :-
Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows.
What is Attachment!!!
A very emotional quote......
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night.....
Attachment is not when two people cant live without ea
American women poll
A recent poll of American women asked the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
94 percent responded "Never again!"
Raabert had twins
Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raa
Is ka kya karen?
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?
Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.
Shorthand Seekh Legi
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
A Murga as a Gift
Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?
Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab
John Abrahm
was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said
Jab Gabbar paida hua…
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…
Big Fart
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake f
Spare Parts
Nelson Mandela is at home watching the box, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answers it, there is a Chinese bloke with clipboard, and
New Cadillac
The Pakistani President, Gen Pervez Musharraf, is visiting his friend, U.S. President George Bush, in Washington, DC.
The U.S. President offers a gif
Bad horse
The story is told of a day when Queen Elizabeth had the Duke Of Edenbourgh over for a cup of tea. The conversation turned equestrian and the Queen was
Not sticking!!!
George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,
stressing that it should be of
A Deadly Sneeze?
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed.
"Who was that!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europ
Killed the pig !
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driv
A caption contest!
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the
