Husband Wife Jokes

Why Married

I can remember where I got married.

I can remember when I got married.

I just can

Wife Requested to divorce

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge.

woman : “Your honor, I want to divo

Wife Wanted

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

Next day he received a hundred

Police inspector And Husband

Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Husband: The thief was s

Shadi Kyu hoti hai

Shaadi kya hoti hai ye samajhane ke lie ek scientist ne shaadi kar li.

ab usako samajh na

Husband- tumhe Reject karne ki khushi

 

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,

usko main nay 10 saal pehlay sh

Patni- patthar nahi chaba sakte

 

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain

chaawal se patthar nahi nikal s

Husband text to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r you doing Darling?”

Wife:

Modi Ji ka Road Show

 

मोदी जी का वाराणसी रोड शो बिलकु

Husband and wife wish

 

 

Wife : I wish, i was newspaper so i would be in your hands all-day.

Two Golden Rules For Happy rules

Two Golden rules of Very Happy Marriage

1-The wife is always right.

2-When you fe

Find Expiry Date In Marriage Certificate

A wife to her husband : “Honey, what are you doing?”

Single Life Vs Married Life

When you are single you see happy couple every where,

.

But

.

Whe

Difference Between Complete and finish

पत्नी अंग्रेजी की किताब पढ़ रही थी.

Very Funny jokes in english

 

A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami

One Drunk-Night ..

while standing o

Patni- Mujhe Check book pasand Hai

लेखक पति अपनी पत्नी से। ..!!

 

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Pati- Mein Dobara Shadi Nahi Karunga

पति – मैं दोबारा शादी करूंगा

 

Saadi Ka Pallu Khatre Ka ishara

 

अगर बीवी अपनी साड़ी का पल्लू अपन

Man last Holiday

Definition of Honeymoon:

a man's last holiday

before he starts working

fo

Patni- Kya Mein Apko Pagal Lagti Hu

पत्नी(गुस्से में): क्या मैं तुम्हे पा

 

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