Poet, Singer, Writer, Admin of Indyaspeak.com
EIFIL TOWER
AN OLD COUPLE ON HONEYMOON IN PARIS.
WIFE-PEHLE EIFEL TOWER CHALE YA HOTEL ROOM ? HUSBAND-PAHLE HOT
engg. student joke
Top reason for arrears:
1.Class room vastu was not good
2.didnt write in good pen
3.nearby friend
Machar Ka Bacha
Machar ka bacha pehli bar uda .
Jab wapis aaya to Bap ne pucha kaisa laga Udke?
Bacha Bola :
Machhar ki rago me khoon
machhar ne aapko kata.... ye uska junun tha
wa wa wa wa
machhar ne aapko kata ye uska junun tha...
Correspondence Course
Sardar was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.
Chintu vs Professor
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que?
Prof: Yes.
Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will acce
Sikh vs Pope
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy . Naturally there
Keeping your mouth shut helps
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.
Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Doctor, I dont kn
Pay attention
1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with
AUDI Q7
BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 -- Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai That I am already married.
Girl: (
Checkmate
Whats Checkmate?
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u
&
wife asks WAS SHE HOT..??
Missed Call from Wife
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies dont Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does..
Tsunami
A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami.........
One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves
Wish well works
A couple went to a wish well.
Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish.
Wife bent down a litt
Bangkok tour
Wife - Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..
Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli ja
Successful Marriage
Succesful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE.
Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it
Phone in wife hand
Its like a Mini Heart Attack, wen Men dont find their Mobile in their Pocket...
&
Its almost like
Clever Engineer
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a
1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol
dalva ke kahan jana
1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol
dalva ke kahan jana
