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Great Loss
George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a di
Saddam Hussein
BAGHDAD, IRAQ- April 23, 1997 - Saddam Hussein today announced his pledge to fight ter
Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm!!
The incidence of coincidence is so prevalent, that it cannot be considered coincidence
Charlie's Hole In One
Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him,
Which Hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahe
Bill Gates And God
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The su
Bill Gates Meets His Match
The following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates was moving into his new house.
Comedians' Best Lines, 1997
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like
Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back
Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back
Crashing Supermodels
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Pari
Give Back My Glove
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on t
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (II
Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably acceptable
2. Would not
18 Holes of Golf
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting w
santa gets very angry!!!!
Santa and Banta in a heated argument.
Santa gets very angry and shouts, "Suck my Dick,".
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Height of "Ohh Shit"
A guy takes blade and writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms and ?????
and ???????
Makes a s
Do you know......
Do you know things which live after death;
Eyes - 31 minuts
Brain - 10 minutes
legs - 4 hours
Sk
Feelings
Boy proposed a girl......
She rejected..........
He wasn't SAD....
Friend asked "You don't have f
Biwi / padosan
Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo....
de k kushi uske sare gam chura lo...
pyar aisa karo ki....sub
