Silly Poems

When The World Turned Upside Down

The day when the world

turned upside down:

when a frown became a smile

an

Descending Trousers

Oh, dear,

Oh, my gosh,

I hope that no one saw,

I wish that I could laugh,

The Glass Eye

The joke was very funny

She laughed a lot of tears

When suddenly her eye fell out

Missing...

I've hunted near, I've hunted far

I even looked inside my car.

I've lost my glass

Friendz Are Be Like

Opposites

I say yes and you say no

I say bye and you say hello

Butterfly'

Best Of Brands

Get that nit comb through those strands,

This lice lotion best of brands,

Naught

Loving An Xbox Vs Me

I don't have a controller,

And I don't have a screen,

I don't need to be plugged

Am Not Really 60

 That's not my age; it's just not true.

 My heart is young; the time just flew.

Who Nose...

Some areas long as hoses

You buy at a garden store.

Mine can be used to smell ros

A Tragic Bean Story

You told me not to fart mom,

so I didn't eat the beans.

You told me it would smel

The Mirror

My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,

for today I discovered an old man starin

The Mirror

My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,

for today I discovered an old man starin

After The Party

It's getting late, I must go

I had a beer where did it go

I had to pee. I know it

Night Noises

My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder

What the noise is every night t

Nothing Like A Fifth Grade Crush

There's nothing like a fifth-grade crush.

When you see that girl it's such a rush.

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Brain Food

Last night at dinner we had some fish,

and though I tried, I did not finish.

My m

The People Upstairs

The people upstairs all practice ballet

Their living room is a bowling alley

Thei

His Messy Room

Whosever room this is should be ashamed!

His underwear is hanging on the lamp.

Hi

Cammy The Rabbit

Cammy my rabbit, feminine but buff

no really, this isn't a bluff!

A rex with her

Me And Chemistry

There's this subject called chemistry

how it works is a total mystery

it is an at

 

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