Silly Poems

Who Nose...

Some areas long as hoses

You buy at a garden store.

Mine can be used to smell ros

A Tragic Bean Story

You told me not to fart mom,

so I didn't eat the beans.

You told me it would smel

The Mirror

My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,

for today I discovered an old man starin

The Mirror

My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,

for today I discovered an old man starin

After The Party

It's getting late, I must go

I had a beer where did it go

I had to pee. I know it

Night Noises

My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder

What the noise is every night t

Nothing Like A Fifth Grade Crush

There's nothing like a fifth-grade crush.

When you see that girl it's such a rush.


Brain Food

Last night at dinner we had some fish,

and though I tried, I did not finish.

My m

The People Upstairs

The people upstairs all practice ballet

Their living room is a bowling alley


His Messy Room

Whosever room this is should be ashamed!

His underwear is hanging on the lamp.


Cammy The Rabbit

Cammy my rabbit, feminine but buff

no really, this isn't a bluff!

A rex with her

Me And Chemistry

There's this subject called chemistry

how it works is a total mystery

it is an at

Today I Was...

Monday I was angry with the sun.

It was always in my eyes - no fun.

Tuesday I was

A Geezer's Gripings

I'm getting older, nature deems.

I'm coming apart at the seams.

The things that n

All About Girls


They protect you!

Mind you, correct you!

In ways you never thought

If Four Is A Party So This Is A Parade

I have one too many personalities,

I don't know which one is me,

So if I'm nice a

Candy Tree Shops

If ice cream could be grown on the treetop,

Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.

A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing

A cow and a rooster went dancing

One night by the light of the moon.

They'd arran

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;

He made everything shake, even the walls.


The Glass Eye

The joke was very funny

She laughed a lot of tears

When suddenly her eye fell out


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