Santa Banta

Net 3G ya 2G

Santa opened a new tailor shop.

Girl: " kurti ki baazu 'Net' wali banana." . . .
.<

You Have Came Again

Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.

Banta : How do you know??

Santa shocked, Banta rocked

Santa: Meet my wife Tina

Banta: Oh! I know her

Santa: How?

Banta: We were

Kanjus Santa

Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,

aur wo neeche girne laga.

Jaise

Santa ki faasi se phle aakhri icha...

Inspector to Santa : Faansi se pehle,bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???

Santa : Mere pair

Santa aadhi raat ko...

Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni moti Biwi Ko Jaga Ke bola...

Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya

Santa ki aakhri khvaish...

Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi

Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...

Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha

Banta: to fir kya hua?

Chor ander kaise jayenge ... darwaja to Santa todd kr le gya ^_^

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or
kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya

1 Admi ne poucha :

I Miss You, I Mr. You ^_^

Santa got an sms from his Girlfriend written as

"I Miss You"

Santa ne apna dimag

Ghalib Vs. Santa

GHALIB:
Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega, Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega.

Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?

Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha



Ek aadmi aaya aur bola

doctor operation se phle patient ko behosh kyu krte hen ?

Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

21 ki hui to hui shadi...

Santa ki Maa : 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi.

Press reporter : Fir aapne kya k

Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa....

Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa.....
Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai....
.

Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife:

Santa ki shadi

Santa : aaj me paresan hu.
Banta : kyu ?
Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo n

Shatabdi Express patri per nhi train per a rhi h ^_^

Punjab me 1 Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gaye !!!

99 Mar gaye...

1 Bach gaya

Santa ki wrong landing... ^_^

Fighter pilot Santa,
kamyabi ke baad apna Plane
land karne pe bahut khush
hua..

Ittu sa bachha

santa ke ghar 20 saal baad bachha hua, usse dekh kr santa udaash ho gya !!!


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