How Life Changes...
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Being different
"Being different is not wrong it can
OH Women!!
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Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.MCI VIRUS:
Error Messages
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.
Types of Girls
Hard Disk Girls:
Email Heights
HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you by someone in the receiving chain.
Buying E-beg.com
A poor, downtrodden beggar stands on the street, not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry he decides to make a sign, and hastily scrawls the word "Beg" on a piece of cardboard.
Ad Space!
Microsoft to sell Ad space in error messages
Technically correct!!!
A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not
Pilot`s eyesight!
An airline pilot with poor eyesight managed to pass his periodic vision exams
IT company
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You`re all part of our
10 Commandments Of E-Mail
Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Tech Support!!
Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
Computer communication lingo! !
What does a baby computer call his father?
Steam engine !
This story is set during the early part of this century, when steam trains were still commonplace.
NASA`a Chickens:
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
Kindly propose !
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation
you are an Internet Junkie when...
When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
True Software Pro...
Husband is a Software Professional!!