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Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
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"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"
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Programmer - 2 minutes
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There was a period when Indian diamonds were very famous the world over. These included the Koh-i-noor, Orlov, the Great Moghul, Darya-i-noor, Indore pears, Shah and Arcots. These were all part of the
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India and Pakistan: partition lessons
The sixtieth anniversary of the independence of Pakistan and India on 14-15 August 2007 has prompted official celebration in both countries, as well as an ocean of commemorative coverage in the
