"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"
Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"
"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"
Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"
"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"
" Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus.... Software
hai jaha, Norton Antivirus hein vaha..."
Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kaam kare asaan,
Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...VB....VB.....VB"
Progect Manager - "Power objects is the secret of my programs"
Programmers - "Our programs"
Husband - Thak gaya hoon mein
Wife gives him instant coffee and says
To create instant miracle....Use Oracle !
Itemized billing!
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company
Communication Skills - A Vehicle On The Road to Success
From the moment of birth, babies are learning how to communicate, building on their innate ability to communicate to their mother through crying. Thereafter, throughout life, a person's development
Tech Support!!
Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
Five reasons computers must be female...
5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
What computer acronyms really stand for:
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
Real Life & Commands
5 minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance. You wish there was UNDO in life!
Three-year-old Rishikesh’s life was rudely cut short due to an Open Manhole in Mira Bhayandar
How to Start a Conversation With a Girl
For most guys, it is tough striking a conversation with a girl they like. The problem with guys usually lies in the fact that either they think too much or too little. For geeks and nerds, girls are
Proposing in the Bedroom
Make your marriage proposal a very private, intimate experience. Whether it's planned out well in advance or in the heat of the moment, bedroom marriage proposals are intimate, romantic, sensual, and
Steam engine !
This story is set during the early part of this century, when steam trains were still commonplace.
