Where is the car?
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto: I tell you th
I want toilet paper
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen ca
Murga sardar tha…
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
I am not your son
‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.
When the lift reached its destination, the liftman
Amazing Glass
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’
Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that
The Railway Station
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 12.30.
“When will P
Office of The Hindustan Times
A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col.
Naughty photo
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school
were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each o
Fred and his girl friend
When Fred proposed to his girl friend she said, "I love the simple things
in life, Wally, but I don't want one of them for a husband?.
One And Only Love
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for
his girlfriend.
"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked th
Sensible girl
Boy: "You look like a sensible girl. Will you marry me?"
Girl: "No way. I'm quite as sensible as I look!"
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested
for months saying he needed a job first. He always told her, "We can j
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up
I showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all,
so I w
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."
"Oh yeah? What's the problem?"
"When I asked her
Girlfriend 5.0
Desperately seeking technical support!I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same
"You're single aren't you?"
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint o
Reasons It's Great To Be A Man
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Weddin
Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by
Female Bashing
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick u
His and Hers ATM Machines
HIS:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert card3. Enter PIN and account4. Take cash, card and receipt5. Drive awayHERS:1. Pull up to ATM2. Back up and pull
