Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably acceptable 2. Would not have needed huge effects budget for 'Captain EO' 3. In
CLINTON'S PARROT JOKE
Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot.
"Does this parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he does," the manager told h
18 Holes of Golf
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
"I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced
A WEEK JOKE
One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly."
Her father replied "Don't d
santa gets very angry!!!!
Santa and Banta in a heated argument.Santa gets very angry and shouts, "Suck my Dick,".Banta : Wat d hel? On 1 side we are fighting . &
3 GIRLFRIENDS
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spend
Height of "Ohh Shit"
A guy takes blade and writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms and ?????
and ???????
Makes a spelling mistake....?????
THE TRAIN JOKE
A large two engined train was crossing America.
After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer though
Do you know......
Do you know things which live after death;
Eyes - 31 minuts
Brain - 10 minutes
legs - 4 hours
Skin - 5 days
Heart - 10 minutes
Ear - 10 minutes
Shocked Bush
Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president
Feelings
Boy proposed a girl......
She rejected..........
He wasn't SAD....
Friend asked "You don't have feelings"
Boy: why should i feel????? I lost one w
UN meeting
At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
The Israeli Consul
Biwi / padosan
Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo....
de k kushi uske sare gam chura lo...
pyar aisa karo ki....sub dekhte reh jaye......
Padosan bhi aa kar kahe....
Indian
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lav
EIFIL TOWER
AN OLD COUPLE ON HONEYMOON IN PARIS.
WIFE-PEHLE EIFEL TOWER CHALE YA HOTEL ROOM ? HUSBAND-PAHLE HOTEL ROOM CHALTE HAI, EIFEL TOWER TO KAL BHI KHADA R
Laloo`s Threat
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front repli
engg. student joke
Top reason for arrears:
1.Class room vastu was not good
2.didnt write in good pen
3.nearby friend is not good
4.while coming to exam catcame inbet
Close to home!
GARY, Indiana - Last Monday FBI agents busted a $1,000-a-day cocaine ring being run out of City Hall, allegedly by the city`s chief computer programer
Machar Ka Bacha
Machar ka bacha pehli bar uda .Jab wapis aaya to Bap ne pucha kaisa laga Udke?Bacha Bola : Bahut acha laga, jidar bhi gaya log Taliya(clapping) baja
Wedding day blues!
Pakistan announced a ban on lavish wedding feasts. Explaining such
celebrations cause financial hardships for the poor and middle classes,
lawmakers
