Santa Ka Interview
संता मोबाइल कम्पनी में नौकरी लेने गया तो पहले ही सवाल का ज
Santa Se Panga
संता : आज सुबह एक बिल्ली ने मेरा रास्ता काट दिया
बंता : फिर ?
Latak Ke Dwai Khana
संता पेड़ पर उल्टे लटके हुए था,
बंता ने पूछा – क्या हो गया?
Samajhdar Santa
संता का सर फट गया….
डॉक्टर:- ये कैसे हुआ?
संता:-मैं ईंट से
Net 3G ya 2G
Santa opened a new tailor shop.
Girl: " kurti ki baazu 'Net' wali banana." . . . . . . . Santa: "3G ya 2G?"
You Have Came Again
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the Park today, Everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U hav
Santa shocked, Banta rocked
Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell ‼
Banta: 10 year
Kanjus Santa
Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,
aur wo neeche girne laga.
Jaise hi teesri manzil per uski kitchen kikhidki ke samne se guzra,
apn
Santa ki faasi se phle aakhri icha...
Inspector to Santa : Faansi se pehle,bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa : Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do!!!
Santa aadhi raat ko...
Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni moti Biwi Ko Jaga Ke bola... Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya Ekdum Se? Biwi: Ekdum Se !! Santa: To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Muj
Santa ki aakhri khvaish...
Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa : Biwi Se Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi Santa : Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir
Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...
Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha
Banta: to fir kya hua? . . . . . . Santa: Hona kya tha main bhoot se bola tum kar lo bh
Chor ander kaise jayenge ... darwaja to Santa todd kr le gya ^_^
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
1 Admi ne poucha : o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h? Santa : Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi
I Miss You, I Mr. You ^_^
Santa got an sms from his Girlfriend written as
"I Miss You"
Santa ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja
" I Mr. You "
Ghalib Vs. Santa
GHALIB: Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega, Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega.
Santa JI: Un raahon par Thekka khol do, Bahut chalegaa ...
Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai ka
doctor operation se phle patient ko behosh kyu krte hen ?
Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye
21 ki hui to hui shadi...
Santa ki Maa : 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi.
Press reporter : Fir aapne kya kiya ?
Santa ki Maa : Fir main 21 saal ki hui to papa ne mer
Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa....
Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa..... Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Papa school tak chor do....
Dekho bhai ...
Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: To pagal Aurat Main bhi toh b
