Santa ki shadi
Santa : aaj me paresan hu. Banta : kyu ? Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo ne kam logo ko bulaya &nb
Shatabdi Express patri per nhi train per a rhi h ^_^
Punjab me 1 Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gaye !!!
99 Mar gaye...
1 Bach gaya
Reporter ne Usse Puchha : "Ye Sab Kaise huaa.?"
Sardar bola- "Galat An
Santa ki wrong landing... ^_^
Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua.. . .
Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur usk
Ittu sa bachha
santa ke ghar 20 saal baad bachha hua, usse dekh kr santa udaash ho gya !!!
Banta(santa se) : yaar udaas kyon hai...
Santa : yaar 20 saal baad ba
Santa ka gold vala phone...
Ek baar Santa ka phone toilet me gir gya,
Tabhi Toilet se 'Toilet Devi' prakat huwi,
or Santa ko ek gold ka phone de diya...
Santa ne sone (GOLD) k
Glass mai sharap ^_^
Santa sharab peekar ek saadhu se takaraa gya..
Saadhu Gusse se : Ayee murkh , Ja mai tujhe SHARAP deta hu..
Santa : Rukiyee Maharaj mai glass leke a
Banta Uth yaar bhukamp aa rha hai ^_^
Santa : Yaar uth bhukamp aa rha hai, , saara ghar hil rha hai..
Banta : Soja saale soja, ghar girega toh makan maalik ka, hum toh kirayedaar hai
Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho mai...
Santa : Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya...
Banta :Wah! Wah!! &n
Sabse jyda nasha hai KITAAB mai ^_^
Santa : Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai? Banta : Shrab Me?Santa : No Banta : Pyar Me?Santa : Na Banta : Paise Me? Santa : Never &nbs
Santa foot foot kar roya bechara...
Santa: My wife died yesterday...
Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, what to do?
Hahaha ... I am going
Santa : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? Banta : Main jaa raha hun. Santa : Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke
Two skeletons of king !!!
Tourist : Whose skeleton is that? Santa : An old king's skeleton. Tourist : Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa : That was same king's skele
Medical Test
Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya
Mobile Recharge
Santa Mobile recharge karwane gaya....Dukandar -- kitne kaa??Santa -- 10 ka kar do....Dukandar -- 7 Rs. ka talktime milega..Santa - Koi baat nahi, 3 R
Teacher to Santa
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Santa: "All are born on Government Holidays...!!!
Santa in Computer Exam
Santa in computer exam-;
Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ??
.
Santa: It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the Computer..!!
Professor Santa Called a Plumber
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
Guess why?
Because
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is being leaked
Santa To Bill Gates
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,
How is it That Your Name is Gates But You Are Selling WINDOWS!!
Gates Shocked!!
Santa and Fish
After Eating Fish Santa Didn’t Drink Water
why?
Because..
He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach....
Santa request to God
Santa: “God, If you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
(After walking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note.)
San
