Husband, Wife and A Phone Call
Phone rings at night…Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!Wife (on phone): He is at home…Husband (in anger): What the HELL?
Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,Pandit: kyun?Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegiPandit: Agar nark gaye to?Santa: Punjabi to a
Santa aur Teacher
Santa at his best..Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?Santa is quiet?Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan,
Beautiful Girl
Boy: Hey !.Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?.Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world..Girl: Aww How cute !.Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m t
Rahul Gandhi for 2019 Elections
Breaking NewsRahul Gandhi has started early preparation for 2019 polls.Slogan is readyleher ke baad boonda-baandi,abki bar rahul gandhi....
Alia Bhatt Jokes with Aamir Khan and Mahesh Bhatt
Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)…. :-D----Mahesh Bhatt: Beti, Vote dene chalein?Al
India has all JUGAAD
5 Ke Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao ?China : Mazak Mat Karo.Japan : NamumkinAmerican : Sawaal Galat Hai.UK : Net Par Nahi Hai.Indian :Easy…F(IV)E.Ind
Girls heart is like water
Girl’s heart is like water,Boy’s heart is like mobile,Water falls on mobile,OrMobile falls in water,The damage is for mobile only.
3 Ways to write in an Exam
3 Ways to write in EXAM:
1 Look up for INSPIRATION,2 Look down for CONCENTRATIONand3 Look around for INFORMATION!
Classic insult
Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!!Boyfriend: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!!!
While in examination hall
While in examination hall :1st one hour – calligraphy2nd one hour – cursive writing3rd one hour – doctor writing..
Got married recently
Employee to his boss,“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”The boss replied,“The Company cannot compensate for the accide
Bachcha aur Milk
Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?Doctor: Haa, hota hai!Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachcha kaala kyun hota hai?
Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley
Hey Celina Jaitley….Nice budget by your father…regards:Alia BhattCelina repliesThanks Alia BhattHad your grandfather not discovered zero
Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley
Hey Celina Jaitley….Nice budget by your father…regards:Alia BhattCelina repliesThanks Alia BhattHad your grandfather not discovered zero
I saw you on Road today
I saw You on the ROAD today.U were looking So fine,Your face SO divine,Your walk SO perfect.My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Manmohan Sabji lene gaye!
Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…Sabji wale se puchha:Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?Sabjiwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle?Muft mein le jao..pehli baar aawa
Engineer Trolled by Plumber
Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gayalabour charge 800 rupaiye..Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki itni fees to meri bhi nahi hai!Plumber: Sir, jab main engineer
Frustrated professional joke
Boss : kaha gaye theEmployee : bal katwaneBoss : Office hours me?Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………Boss : ghar
Sanjay Dutt aur Baapu
In Jail..Sanjay Dutt: Jailer sahab, Mujhe fir se baapu dikh rela hai!Jailer: Kidhar?Sanjay Dutt: Wo udhar dhoti mein..Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu hai wo!
