We don't have Windows
Beat this one:
Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :-
Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows.
TV hi Dekh Le....
This one please..Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?daadi:- Mujhse baat kar le.pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?Aap,mom,dad,Didi
What is Attachment!!!
A very emotional quote......
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night.....
Attachment is not when two people cant live without ea
Let's go for movie
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: Shit, i've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, Tell him you're sick...........
Challan Kaat diya
"Everyone goes with the flow...but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..."Before I could explain this to the Traffic
Height of Shortforms
A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp...Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?Supzzzz...?Uah dp is soo kewll.Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time. :)Santa: yar tum
Height of Kuch Bhi
Height of Kuch Bhi .................Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache? ...Stud
Solid Insult
Solid InsultEk Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane walejaldi mar jate h
Marriage Unnecessary hai
Hilarious....Went to wish happy anniversary to my neighbour today.Asked their maid where the couple were.she said “Woh bahar gayen hain. Unka Ma
Lawyer Mind
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... Wai
FOUR CHILDREN JOKE
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.
Three of the children are tall, good looking and athleti
ANNIVERSARY JOKE
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headston
CLINTON'S PARROT JOKE
Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot.
"Does this parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he does," the manager told h
A WEEK JOKE
One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly."
Her father replied "Don't d
3 GIRLFRIENDS
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spend
THE TRAIN JOKE
A large two engined train was crossing America.
After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer though
Shocked Bush
Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president
UN meeting
At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
The Israeli Consul
Indian
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lav
Laloo`s Threat
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front repli
