We don't have Windows
Beat this one:
Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :-
Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows.
TV hi Dekh Le....
This one please..Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?daadi:- Mujhse baat kar le.pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?Aap,mom,dad,Didi
What is Attachment!!!
A very emotional quote......
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night.....
Attachment is not when two people cant live without ea
Let's go for movie
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: Shit, i've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, Tell him you're sick...........
Challan Kaat diya
"Everyone goes with the flow...but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..."Before I could explain this to the Traffic
Height of Shortforms
A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp...Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?Supzzzz...?Uah dp is soo kewll.Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time. :)Santa: yar tum
Height of Kuch Bhi
Height of Kuch Bhi .................Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache? ...Stud
Solid Insult
Solid InsultEk Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane walejaldi mar jate h
Marriage Unnecessary hai
Hilarious....Went to wish happy anniversary to my neighbour today.Asked their maid where the couple were.she said “Woh bahar gayen hain. Unka Ma
Lawyer Mind
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... Wai
American women poll
A recent poll of American women asked the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
94 percent responded "Never again!"
Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
………
…….
Raabert had twins
Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raa
Is ka kya karen?
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?
Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.
Shorthand Seekh Legi
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
A Murga as a Gift
Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?
Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab
John Abrahm
was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said
Jab Gabbar paida hua…
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…
Types of tense
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, Maine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hoon aur ka
Galti ho gayi
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba ha
