Pappu aur Traffic Policeman
Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai…Traffic Policeman:Achchha theek hai.To ye
Funny question by a girlfriend
Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun…!!
Just Kidding
Wife: "How would you describe me?"Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."Wife: "What does that mean?"Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashion
Sabse Pehla Password
Duniya ka sabse pehla password kya tha?Socho.Nahi pata?.Duniya ka sabse pehla password tha."KHUL JAA SIM SIM"
Salman Upcoming Film
Santa : Oye, salman khan ki KICK film k baaduss ki upcoming film kaunsi h pata hai..Banta: nahi batana kaunsi hai????Santa: KIck k baad self startkisi
Newton's Law
Newton's law: A goat was walking.NEWTON stopped it. It stopped. He found his first law, "An object continues to move unless it's ...stopped". He gave
Zeher Recharge
The killer one
Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane
Allah Ki Rehmat
Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta....Hakim:Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par All
Sardar ki sagaai...
Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...Kyonki
Ladki kunwari thi...
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,
Wo meri kya hogi...
To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena... Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar d
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gaw
Doctor vs Husband
Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.I'm so sorry...
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise
Wife Knows Everything
Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No lon
Insaniyat Se vishwas uth gaya...
Chor aya,Tijori par likha tha :"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"Button dabate hi Police aa gayi. Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me ke
Sarkari Office....
U will love this one......
Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The oth
Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful creation of God.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
She scar
Doctors and Students
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer.....We Tried Our BestCan’t Say Anything Right Now!
ULTIMATE POPAT
Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfrnd ko call kiya or kaha,
mere ghar par koi nhi hai
boyfrnd uske ghar gaya
Aur-
sach mein koi nahi tha,
taa
Mouse vs Lion
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the s
Pizza Aadhi Raat
AADHI RAATEk admi Pizza Hut se Pizza lene gayaPizza Wala: "Aap MARRIED Ho?Aadmi : Kutte, aise tufan mein kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi..:
