Machhar ki rago me khoon
machhar ne aapko kata.... ye uska junun tha
wa wa wa wa
machhar ne aapko kata ye uska junun tha.....
phir aapne vaha khujaya ye aapka sukun tha....
Correspondence Course
Sardar was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.
Police-without Teacher?
Sardar-ya,its correspond
Mass Mail
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and, in less than a week,
Chintu vs Professor
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que?
Prof: Yes.
Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me A.
Sikh vs Pope
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy . Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.
So t
Keeping your mouth shut helps
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.
Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Doctor, I dont know what to do. Every time my husband comes home dr
Pay attention
1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with real dead body. The professor started the class b
AUDI Q7
BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 -- Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai That I am already married.
Girl: (hugs him)
Are Tumne to dara hi dia..!
Main sam
Checkmate
Whats Checkmate?
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u
&
wife asks WAS SHE HOT..??
U cnt say no
U cnt say yes
Dats Checkmate.!
Missed Call from Wife
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies dont Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does...
Tsunami
A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami.........
One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves touching on his feet....
he shouted to the Sea: N
Wish well works
A couple went to a wish well.
Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish.
Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well.
Santa shouted,
Bangkok tour
Wife - Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..
Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaa
IT Conversation :
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Successful Marriage
Succesful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE.
Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it.
Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions
&
Hu
Phone in wife hand
Its like a Mini Heart Attack, wen Men dont find their Mobile in their Pocket...
&
Its almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, When they see it in Wife hand.
Clever Engineer
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment
1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise
1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise
professional couple..
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or Fi
