Patni ka Pyar
पत्नी (गुस्से में ): मैं घर छोड़ कर जा रही हूँ …
Bhagwan Or Insan
गणेश जी की दो पत्नियाँ है – रिद्धि और सिद्धि
और इन्सा
Karmo Ka Fal
पत्नी:- अजी सुनते हो ? हमारी शादी करवाने वाले पंडित जी का दे
Verma Ji Or Wakil
वर्मा जी वकील से : मुझे अपनी पत्नी से तलाक चाहिए , वो पिछले 6
Golden rules of Very Happy Marriage Life
1-The wife is always right.2-When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
Aji Sunte Ho
Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji? . . Husband:- Kya? . . Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,
Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi Hai. . . Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?
A Wife and Husband
Movie....
Dusre Doctor K Pass
Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye,
Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.
Hum Kaha Jayenge ? . . Husband: Dusre Doctor K Pass......
Head of the Family
It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the w
Ghar nahi aa sakta
A Husband calls wife after Drink Party,
Ghar nahi aa sakta,
Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai.
1 ghante baad phir call karta hai,
Zindagi Ki Kitab
Wife 2 Husband : Main Tumhari zindagi Ki Kitab Hu.Husband: Bus Yahi to Afsos Hai. Calendar Hoti to Har Saal Change to Kar Leta.
Gaane Ka Shauk
Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk Hota Hai.....Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai..Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.?..Pa
Main Dubai ja Raha Hun
Husband: Main Dubai ja raha hunWife: Mere liye jewellery lanaHusband: Paris ja raha hunWife: Mere liye cosmetics lanaHusband: London ja raha hunWife:
Samajdar wife
Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.!! Husband: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai.!! Wife: Pata Hai, Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wa
Jabardast Joke...
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha. Beta : Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi S
5 rupey ke 3 pyaaj
WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.! HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise ?? WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur 1 usne mujhe fe
Shohar and Bivi
kya larki thi... Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi. Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi? Shohar: Tumko ke
Engineer ka affair ^_^
Ek Shadi Shuda Engineer. Aur ek kuwari ladki ka affair chal rha tha.. Ek din woh date pe Gaye.. Dono ek dusre k saath bahot time spend kiya.. Ladk
Husband wife ki godi me......
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, Wife – kesa lag raha he ji? Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.
Atalji ne aisa kya kiya tha ki unhe Bharat Rantan diya jayega ? ^_^
Aaj subah Atalji ke Bharat Ratn ki khabar par wife ne poocha ki inhone aisa kya kiya tha?
Mere muh se nikal gaya... Shaadi nahi ki thi...
Tab se mo
