jo chori karta hai wo......
Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the
Husband:- Jo shakhs chori karta hai wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.
Wife said romanticaly:Aur tumn
larai ho gi wife se
Husband wife mein larai hoi,Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:-Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”Wife:-Zeher.Husb:-Mai dair se aonga,
chand sa chehra
Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):-Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho...Chehra dekte hi husband bola:Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or g
Paying the Bill your dad
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.....
Majak Ki Aadat
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty??Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
Bada Faayda
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!Wife: Woh kya?Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
Where Do I Keep Money
Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I keep money?Husband: Keep it in his books. He never tou
Namak Le Aao
Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho
Wife Ki Nakal
Wife: Khana kha liya?Husband: Khana kha liya?Wife: Batao na.Husband: Batao na.Wife: Please... batao na.Husband: Please..... batao na.Wife: Achcha ji!
Husband and Wife
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.Wife on hearing replies,It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'.
Expiry Date
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?Husband : Nothing.Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??Husba
Facebook and Whats app Conversation
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION:On "What'sapp"Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho?Husband: Abhi kucch pata nah
Aji Sunte Ho Ji
Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?? . Husband:- Kya? . Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti, . Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi. . Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?? . Wife:- W
Ek cup Coffee
Ladies of 1970s: Husb: Ek cup Coffee! Wife: Abhi laee ji. Ladies of 1980s: Husb: Ek cup Coffee! Wife: Abhi laee. Ladies of 1990s: Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Cricket Match
Pati patni tv par cricket dekh rahe the, Player ne six mara dono hi khush huye... Player ne phir se six mara par tab bas patni hi khush hui... Patni
Husband ka reply
Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati to bhi main itni pareshan nahin hoti, jitni main tumhare saath hoon!
Husband: Arre
Husband Wife In a party
In a party..
Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him
Husband:
Never Underestimate the power
Never underestimate the power of three things;1. Wife angry for a reason;2. Wife angry without reasonand3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a
Husband, Wife and A Phone Call
Phone rings at night…Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!Wife (on phone): He is at home…Husband (in anger): What the HELL?
Just Kidding
Wife: "How would you describe me?"Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."Wife: "What does that mean?"Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashion
