Santa opened a new tailor shop.
Girl: " kurti ki baazu 'Net' wali banana." . . .
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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were
Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,
aur wo neeche girne laga.
Jaise
Santa ki faasi se phle aakhri icha...
Inspector to Santa : Faansi se pehle,bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa : Mere pair
Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni moti Biwi Ko Jaga Ke bola...
Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya
Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi
Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...
Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha
Banta: to fir kya hua?
Chor ander kaise jayenge ... darwaja to Santa todd kr le gya ^_^
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or
kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
1 Admi ne poucha :
Santa got an sms from his Girlfriend written as
"I Miss You"
Santa ne apna dimag
GHALIB:
Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega, Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega.
Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?
Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola
doctor operation se phle patient ko behosh kyu krte hen ?
Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Santa ki Maa : 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi. Press reporter : Fir aapne kya k Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa.... Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa..... Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^ Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Santa : aaj me paresan hu. Shatabdi Express patri per nhi train per a rhi h ^_^ Punjab me 1 Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gaye !!! 99 Mar gaye... 1 Bach gaya Fighter pilot Santa, santa ke ghar 20 saal baad bachha hua, usse dekh kr santa udaash ho gya !!!
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?
Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai....
.
Banta : kyu ?
Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo n
kamyabi ke baad apna Plane
land karne pe bahut khush
hua..
Banta(
