Poet, Singer, Writer, Admin of Indyaspeak.com
you are an Internet Junkie when...
When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner,
True Software Pro...
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife
professional couple..
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife
Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you mu
Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you mu
Five reasons computers must be female...
5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.Even your smallest mistakes are
Hell for Gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God....
"Well, Bill, I`
Computer engineer!
A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when t
Project Manager!
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, anot
Real Life & Commands
5 minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling
General Motors vs. Microsoft...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the a
What computer acronyms really stand for:
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WWW - World W
Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"
Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "
Technical fault
A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask
Correct but useless
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important execut
Super Computer!
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the gu
Keeping Secrets
Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto
"She told me that you told her the secret I told you
Santa in ICU
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere.
Umbalo-Gong
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands a
Santa's Curtains
Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair
