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When I was a toddler
When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toy
Before and After marriage
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He:
Do girls make loud sound?
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the
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Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings
Sardar’s order
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
Man on his left sa
Spell it
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
S
Sodaless Picnic
Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized they had forgotten
Sardar Auto Repair Shop
Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.
They bought the best car servicing equipment and
Give Him Another Chance
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen
I was born in Punjab!
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Ky
Sardarji’s Chinese kid
Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.
“Mother: Sikh.
F
Santa singh planting the chicken
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A mo
Where is the car?
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: Water in the carbure
I want toilet paper
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He fin
Murga sardar tha…
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange ki
I am not your son
‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.
W
Amazing Glass
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fil
The Railway Station
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go f
