Zyada Rob Padega
Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabhi do, College me function hai.
Dad: Car kyun?
Son: 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega.
Dad: Ye le 10 Rs, 30 Lakh ki bus
Boy Vs Girl
Boy: Suit bada achcha pehna hai.Girl: ThanxBoy: Lipstik bahut achi lagai hai.Girl: ThanxBoy: Make up bhi bahut acha kia hai.Girl: Thanx "Bhaiya"Boy: P
Two Hard Work
World's Two Hard Work!!
Gharwali Ghar Bech Degi
Bade: यार मैं सोच रहा हूँ.. शादी कर लूं,Chhote: अबे पगला गया है क्या..
Dusri Dukan
Joke of the Day
Santa: Rasgulle hai.Dukandaar: Nahi...Santa: Dekh lunga.Dukandaar: (Gusse me) Kya dekh lega ?.Santa: Dusri Dukan pe jakar dek
Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola
Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. .Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. ..Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye,Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointm
Facebook Roti Nahi Degi
पापा : सारा दिन 'Facebook' पे बैठा रहता है....ये तुझे रोटी नहीं देने
A Lady and the Smart Beggar
भिखारी भीख माँगने एक घर के दरवाजे पर पहुँचा।दस्तक दी। अं
Secret of Long Life
Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga. Aadmi: Beta itni zyada
Modern Love
Modern Love: Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do. Sister: Blood group batao. Ladka: Koi bhi chalega. Sister: Kaise. Ladka: Mu
Secrets of Success
"8 secrets of success" U can find in your room. 1.ROOF says - Aim high 2.FAN says - Be cool 3.CLOCK says - Every minute is precious 4.MIRROR says - R
Husband and Wife
रमन से झगडे़ के दौरान पत्नी कुछ बढ़-चढ़कर ही बोल गई। रमन न
Santa and Operator
संता: जल्दी से यहां एक एम्बुलेंस भेज दीजिए, मेरे दोस्त को
A Boy and Girl
लड़का : सुनो जरा.... लड़की : चुप रहो खाते समय बात नहीं करते... बुर
Teacher and Girl
टीचर - तुम आज लेट क्यों हो गई? लड़की - सर , एक लडका मेरा पीछा कर
Abhi Parso hi to
Husband - Ye kya tum ek aur suit le aayi? Abhi parso hi to... Wife chilla kar boli - Kya parso? Bolo...... Bolo kya kaha tum ne? Ruk kyon gaye? Kya pa
Class Room
Class Room is Like a Train. . .
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP
Next Two Benches r General coach . Then .
Last Two Benches r Very Demanded. .
Tumhara Naam
Boy : Jaan, tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe? . .
Girl : Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho, . .
Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k pape
Window ka lock
Wife calls to her husband : Window ka lock ni khul rha hai… Husband : Aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr daal do… Wife : Kya us se loc
Cheating Cheating
Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km .
Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km .
Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors .
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors .
Monday to
