Internet Is Very Useful
Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been
Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: “My son, there
Dead Body Cycling
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cyc
Who, me?
Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.
Johnny: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good!
Pappu and Mrs. Chatterjee
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Chatterjee stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunda
Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
Before u date my daughter, fill this up
A father mentions the terms and conditions before anyone dates his daughter!
Answer the following freely and completely honestly. All Answers are Con
The sweetest proposal by a kindergarten boy:
Boy: ka tm mujh se shadi talodi
Girl: no
Boy: kallo na yal paleesssh
Girl: main bahin karongi
Boy: kallo na yal pyaali behan ho… paleesssh
Impossible final exams
Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately.
Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons
Difficult Interview Question!
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”
The boy t
Aisi Jaan!
Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
Bachche: ‘nahi khaenge sir.’
Sir: ‘kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi
And he walked everywhere he went
A young man comes home and says “Dad, I just got my driver’s license and so would like to use the family car.”
Father replies, :”O.K, son. Bu
Expelled for poor eye-sight
A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.
“Jim, is everything okay?” he asked.
“No, it
As worse as it gets!!
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up
Hobbies!!
Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.
Teacher to boy1: What is your hobby?
Boy1: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking b
What is the answer
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they
If students get wrong concept
A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic
Sentence starting with “I”
Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Pappu : I is…
Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
Pappu : All right… “I
What is my age?
Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.
Teacher : How do you know?
Student : We
Worst exam ever
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.
After one week, a test was hel
